i never thought it would come to this

but thankfully, everyone who rides public transpo here in LA reads this Blog, so good. here’s today’s lesson:

if you’re fortunate enough to ride an escalator, if you’re not going to move, slide to the right. it’s a pretty universal concept. and when you get off the ride, keep moving. you aren’t the only other person in the world. dont just get off and dig into your purse, or pull out your cell phone, or light up a joint. keep it movin.

if you want to be an inconsiderate ass, buy a car.