i will have a baseball blog. sheesh.

i hadnt gotten that many emails since i first posted pictures of my haggard mug and people wrote in pleading for me to take them down.

if what i am reading is true, there seems to be a huge lack of decent blogs about anything that is not (1)about this so-called war (2)about people’s so-called life (3)about the media or (4)about bloggers writing about other bloggers.

so yes, i will do it, it will be badass, it will be comprehensive and funny and indepth and wonderful and colorful and nerdy. what i need from you, is to help it be the finest baseball blog in history. all you have to do is link it like mad and tell all your friends who love baseball and especially fantasy baseball about it.

and who knows, maybe the hot chicks who think i have a life will change their minds and find me dateable. but dont hold your breath.

Clipper Girl is working on her Masters and has been busy, and several of you wrote in this week asking about her quadracep that she popped during the LA marathon on Sunday. I’m sure she appreciates your concern, but when she checked in on me this afternoon via email she said that she spent last night drinking at the Rainbow Room till 4am. I know they’re not open that late, but when you’re Clipper Girl the rules get bent.

“i just remember jaeger shots, coronas and being carried down sunset boulevard. as i write you, my mind is spinning and my soul is beaten down….”

im sure there were celebs present but she left out those details because she knows that i would be green with envy, and those ommissions are true signs of friendship.

bottoms up, babies.

which is ashame because we were having fun in the chat room.

Max Power, the former Los Angelino who won my “I Will Link You” auction was there, that auction is slowly becoming the most famous of all time. JC, who has flowed me now for the 12th day in a row was there. Some old buddies from my dot com years were there. And best of all, I drafted a mighty good team considering that there are 20 teams in this league. Who’s on my team? Oh, glad you asked: Sosa, Kent, Tejada, Chavez, Erstad, Casey, Tyner, and Ibanez. Ashby, Bere, Carpenter, Eaton, and Schoenwiess are my starters, but my bullpen is solid with Anderson, Wickman, Hawkins, Fassero, Remlinger, and Grimsley.

I’m a nerd. I admit it.

My former love, Chris made the journey to the eassssside to watch Survivor with me and eat pizza but the draft lasted over 2.5 hours and she had to watch me bounce off the walls and swear and pray and laugh, which I suppose is entertainment to some, but apparently last night’s Survivor was a particularilly good one. I owe her a nice night out as an apology.

I’m seriously considering making a Baseball Blog so i dont have to bore those of you who have no interest in this, but my social life barely lets me keep this thing going. And it was nice to go to sleep at midnight for the first time in a long time, dozing off while watching Letterman like a normal American, instead of yanking myself away from the terminal at 3:AM like I’ve grown accustom. Anyhow, i’m glad to see that some of the people who read this site have excellent baseball minds and it will be fun to crush them with my scary fantasy skillz.

In other news, I am applying for my dream job, and if I dont get it I will put in an application to be a bus driver because i have come to the realization that the bus drivers in LA are Godawful and I am one not to complain. I like to do something about it. And at $50k a year and a four day work week, I could finally get that X box that I’ve been dreaming of.

Have a great weekend.