are you broken up with ashley.

i said, swear to God.

she said, you love her too much for that. plus you’ve been together for a year or some shit.

i said, why dont you just worry about Emeril.

she said, who?

i said, your boyfriend.

she said, i dont have a boyfriend.

i said, that mexican singer guy who’s dad used to–

she said, you mean Enrique?

i said, yeah, that dillweed.

she said, Enrique is not my boyfriend, and he’s sweet, shut up.

i said, ok, later.

she said, wait wait, come fly with me, lets go to tahoe.

i said, some of us work for a living.

she said, hahaha, you, work, that would be a change.

so i said, what would we do in tahoe?

she said, we’d drink.