and since i was already in my pajamas bottoms and slippers it was fine with me. in the old days i would have been upset since i would have had cleaned up the pad or phoned the maid or tossed everything into a closet but my chick-esp was pretty accurate recently and the post-ponement was somewhat predictable.
plus part of being a hot chick is to double- and triple-book and canceling becomes part of daily conversations.
she was no amateur apologist either.
lately ive been using the fuck out of my george foreman grille. ive been getting chicken breasts at the corner meat market– one of the benefits to living in a city– and slicing the slimy meat into strips. pour a little chinese chicken sauce and basil and pepper on it while microwaving green beans and whole potatoes, and within ten minutes theres dinner, slackerboy.
the george foreman grill turns that meat into food in three minutes.
because my carpel tunnel is slowly going away, but still there, i decided to fire up the television and eat on the couch like a normal human being instead of placing the plate on a chair and eating from it while i typed on my computer in the closet. on the news, which i never watch, were politicians and citizens in droves protesting the SF court that splooged on itself yesterday with its unfortunate ruling.
not since 9/11 have i seen such bipartisan agreement on an issue and it made me happy.
one senator said that a judge who would believe that “under God” could convince a kid to Believe in God shouldnt be allowed to be a judge.
everyone was up in arms and suddenly quite religious. sure they were all dirty liars who would drive back to their virgina estates or dc condos and do any variety of very very dirty behavior, but our symbols are important to us, and their cush jobs are important to them, and all the Dans of the country are good for us, even though on this topic they are so very wrong.
but it’s all good, im wrong once in a while too.
drank a little more rum than the norm, talked to ashley and chris and jeanine and os and ali and so many other people on the phone and have i told you that i really dont like the phone? it’s true. what ever happened to all those beautiful promises of Virtual Reality? remember the huge sunglasses and wrist pad controller? that was so ’90s, isnt it like way past the year 2000 now?
wheres my virtual reality phone where i flip on my glasses and i can see these nice people and talk to them that way?
its 2003 and karisa calls me from her cell phone to mine and theres this 2 second delay even though we are only 3 miles away from each other.
wtf is up with that?
i know what it is, these companies are holding back on us.
just like jacklyn does to her suitors, just like hilldale does to the Lord,
just like I do to you.
70. wormtalk
71. orby
72. Telerama