from: superfamous girl
to: me
subj: what will you name your kids
tony,
ive always wondered, what will you name your kids?
and what are your goals for next year?
from: me
to: superfamous girl
subj: re: what will you name your kids
angus, merle, hank, buster, lefty, kobe — only for a girl, and whitey
next year i will:
have a car, quit the blog, not work here, have a gf, be so old, not be so bored
from: superfamous girl
to: me
subj: re: re: what will you name your kids
i went to school with with a kid named john. his brothers were mark & luke.
i thought that was a riot.
he sells coke now.
and is a dirtbag.
i lived upstairs from a kid named whitey in college. he lived with brian rad. i used to drop heavy objects on the floor to drive them mad. they had forks on their ceiling and full bottles of robitussin at all times. i kissed them both. but not at the same time. whitey was a poker who gave me a gigantic hickey.
one time, i passed out on halloween on a beanbag in their room while dressed like a dead cheerleader. i woke up and my face was stuck to the beanbag.
i ended up being late for work at the mental institution.
i also got tide in my eye trying to write on the ceiling so that we could see it with the blacklight on. it hurt so bad that i thought i was going to go blind. i even called the school nurse.