i’ve lived a long time and i cant think of one girl ive met named sarah that wasnt a hottie. this one is 18 or 19, i cant remember, she takes a shot of tequilla right out of the bottle and then a glub of marguirita mix straight out of another bottle, then kisses a boy with lemon on his lips then licks a girl with salt on her belly.
then falls back on the couch and finshes her slice of za.
but hotness and coolness isnt enough to get yourself linked on the busblog, it helps if you can write and you have something to say.
sara is an undergrad at the Michigan State University, magic johnson’s alma matter, the very same school that is in the national spotlight because of some dirty dealings with the football team.
thanks to the hosemonster, i clicked over to my girl to find out the skinny on the spartans and i was blown away by how well she nailed the story but how entertainingly she spun the yarn.
first off, great lede:
Here in East Lansing, we have a saying.
“Go Big or Go Home.”
This philosophy has been perfected by Abbey Smith and this season, our football team took notice.
They knew they sucked from the get-go. They didn’t care. The only people that cared were 70,000 fans filling up the stadium and thousands more watching from tee-vee.
being from the midwest i can tell you first hand that 70,000 people at a college football game isnt bad. ive seen bigger. hell, at illinois state university they got that many kids in the damn band.
she continues by talking about alleged cocaine use on the team:
And I understand how easy it is to get involved and addicted with cocaine. When you’re at all the right parties, you meet all the right people, and you do all the right drugs. It’s free because it’s always free at first and they just want you to feel like this. And you know how good other things feel and you wanna know. So you let them give it you. And then you understand, you do feel like this. But then you feel like that and you know you’re going to die if you don’t feel like this again very, very soon. And then you’re a monster because everything in your life is to try to feel like this again.
now do you see why ive been linking her ass?
this is what we call a keeper.
this is the type of girl who if i was the advisor of the daily nexus i would set up a scholarship fund to throw money at.
you really only need four or five hot babes who can write their asses off at 19 to inspire other smart kids to work at the paper and begin (or continue) a dynasty.
when i was at ucsb we had amy collins, jenny ogar, genevieve field, melissa lallum, jen adams, sandy brilliant, bonnie bills, chris zeigler, matt welch, debbie urlick, stacy teas, my girl jeanine, and many others who are going to kick my ass for not writing down their names who not only busted but looked great doing it, and left most of us dudes in the dust.
whatev. read the rest of her peice here.