sunday evenings i like to watch the sopranos and the simpsons. the sopranos are over for a while, thats fine, but i still have the simpsons.
not tonight though.
pissed my ass off.
my mom has been reading Blook and she says that it’s very visual. she also says she cant put it down.
that makes me happy again.
right before i was gruesomely murdered i had just sketched out the rough draft of For Your Ass, the long awaited sequel to Blook.
i emailed it to courtney love, but it might have bounced back. her mailbox gets full a lot.
drudge was on the radio tonight.
in hell they love drudge.
he was going off about how the movie industry shouldnt be so happy because they had a decent year.
he said that in 1959 people went to 40 movies a year, today they only go to 5.
but back then tickets only cost like a dime. so your annual expense to the movies was $4?
you know what, forget it. he was annoying. everyone laughed.
they hadnt laughed that hard since when trent lott said that the reasons the democrats are after him is because he’s a Christian.
thats one of the little jokes down here.
most of the guys down here werent Christians till they got sent here. but now it’s too late. plus its not even faith any more. we saw him.
it’s easy to believe in someone you can see.
so if one of the demons on earth want to throw out a little ironic bitterness, they identify themselves as Christians.
trent lott a Christian?
not everyone has to spend eternity in the pits of hell shovelling lava and being whipped by hooved taskmasters who have chariot wheels for hind legs.
some are allowed to spend time in Earth.
of course theres a catch.
you will either be superdeformed.
or dumb as a rock.
or blind and smelly.
or a chicago cubs fan.
or the enivitable victim of a horrendous attrocity or tragedy.
and even though you’d think that some of their life would be better than a day in hell, youre wrong because they know something really super terrible is going to happen, so dont enjoy the good because it might happen right when your mouth is open and your eyes are closed.
and this terribleness is from the hometown of evil.
a name you can trust.