they’ll wanna keep me.
i just got back from Texas where i stole a whole damn crate of bubonic plague from Texas Tech.
i was there to get Bobby Knight’s autograph cuz i love him and my boss totally loves him and i saw that some jackhole had propped open a door that said “Private” with a small stack of yellow pages.
saw about 150 viles of what said “bubonic plague” and thought it might be an interesting thing to bring back down to the depths with me.
The feds are saying it’s only 30 viles, which is typical.
When I brought it to my boss, he smiled a little and thanked me and then told me to go back to cleaning the firey beach of cigarette butts and condoms.
saw a couple kids swimming in the lake.
kids will swim anywhere.
this lake is mostly gasoline and pee.
the tops are in flames.
they bodyboard and their skin welts up and forms a strange sort of wet suit, except its a welt suit.