and cold and wet and miserable, im not sure this day could be any better for me.

i got a comment from my long lost pal Meesh (scantilly pictured) who has updated her site with news from her winter wonderland. apparently shes not in the best moods. and she thinks she looks fat in one of her pictures.

oh meesh.

you dont look fat.

do you have any idea how many times a week i have to tell super hot babes that they dont look fat?

if i had a french kiss for each time i had to convince a total knockout that she was, indeed, a total knockout, i would probably have dual US/French citizenship by now.

anyways, meesh, you have my phone number, call me, i promise i will pick up this time. use the 666 number. or the cell phone. whatever. i miss you. im happy youre alive.

be my roommate.

marry me.

bear my babies.

divorce me and sue me for alimony.

reconsile with me after a year or two separation.

break my heart and make it better.

hit me with a flower.

do it every hour.

none of her pictures do her any justice.

meesh is one of these women who float down from Heaven and walk with us, all the time pretending to be one of us, but theyre not fooling anyone.

who do you think youre fooling?

some of these women will drink with you, or toss pills in your mouth, or just smoke to appear mortal but even their bad sides are good.

karisa is like this, and she doesnt fool anyone either.

chris fools the fools, and even fooled me for about a week.

meesh is phat.

i like that.

i miss her. i want her to move back to her daddys house and invite me up to drink homemade tom kha kai soup.

this time i promise i wont say no.

meeshness

so of course the subway had hour-long delays.

because somehow rain affects the trains a mile below the dirty boulevard.

a good writer would make a perfect segue into the fact that Anger Management was the weekend box office winner with a whopping $44.5 million. the second-biggest opening by far this year.

the good people at Variety have amazing charts for things like this and this one illustrates how amazing this weekend’s feat was. the sandler/nicholsen comedy outdid the action adventure blockbuster Daredevil which pulled in $45 million on valentines day with help from its stars Ben Affleck and that chick from Alias.

number three this year was Bringing Down the House at $31 million, followed by How To Lose a Guy in Ten Days which had a $23.8 million opening weekend.

even though Jack co-stars in Anger Management it’s really an Adam Sandler film, and this weekend was a personal best for both stars. Variety reports that Sandler opened with $41 million with Big Daddy, and Jack hit big with Batman at $42.7 million on its opening weekend.

strange thing is, even though these are two of my favorite actors, i have no desire to see this movie.

it looks stupid.

stupid as a subway being shut down cuz of a few inches la winter rain.

alecia + oish + zak + no use for virtue