dear undercover xbi agents who edit this page,

let me begin by telling you thank you so very much for all that you do. without you im nothing.

im nothing with you either, but without you not only am i nothing but this blog would be a gigantico mess.

you dont even want to know where i am blogging from tonight or how.

quite frankly im ashamed.

what im doing tonight in coachella california to spread good news to all of you is immoral, illegal, inappropriate and somewhat disgusting. in fact what i will have to do later to a gaggle of barely legal dairy queen employees is just plain wrong.

what im blogging on cant even allow me to right-click, so therefore i cant even add a picture to this post, so please, sweet editors, add a nice picture up in this piece. make it a picture of karisa if you can find one because lots of the boys have been asking for that and i aims to please.

my shoulders are hurting writing the way i have to write right now so sorry if this comes across not as long as i would like it to be.

anyways, hi people of the world. i miss you.

ive been driving across this desert all night looking for a different kinkos than the one that robbed me last night but i had no luck. palm springs is beautiful and their trees are well lit and every fancy community has gates and a security kiosk but no one has 24 hour internet and fortunately i had a nice driving companion who kept her hand in my lap the whole way so even though i was frustrated i wasnt totally pissed.

i dont get totally pissed all that often, but the last few weeks ive been testy to say the least.

i think i just need a change.

a big change.

even a little change would be nice and i thought this vacation would be it but its not.

palm springs isnt far enough from LA to ease ones mind and ive got a lot to ease.

plus, and she’ll hate me for saying this, but i could use a steady gurl. clippergirls cousin is sweet but shes not it. ive been around the block enough to know and i know and shes not it.

tonight we ate at pf changs and it was deeeee-lish.

the restaurants out here have misters to add a little refreshment to the atmosphere and its welcomed.

pf was packed tonight and the food was great and the waitress was awesome and everyone had a great time especially me because i always end up there with the best people and that makes me feel so lucky.

note to self: youre the luckest man alive. enjoy it.

tomorrow i will golf and shop and ride around with the top down and i might even head back to hollywood

and i might not.

so anyway, xbi agents, if you would, could you please post three classic busblog posts tomorrow and then a caption this please for the kids before 1pm pst.

if you cant i totally understand but i dont have a computer and i dont have innnernet access and i have a feeling i wont even wake up tomorrow until 2pm so please help the busblog since i cant.

my love to all of you.

your pal,


Leave a Reply