hi tony, but i am sorry to say excuse me please but i am miss serbia and montenegro
you’re so damn hot that you won miss serbia and miss montenegro?
no, i am simply representing both countries.
your name is Sanja, which rhymes with mange, which means eat?
i dont understand the question.
did you like the Matrix, miss serbia?
i liked the original matrix, but not so much the second one, but then i saw it again and liked it much better, yes.
do you like italian men?
no. i like french men.
i believe this interview is over.
and pale skin african american men.
suddenly we have a little more time.
and men named tony.
do you like my little paunch?
may i touch it? yes, i like it, and it is little.
ok, thats not my paunch.
what’s that? shazam!
is that a good shazam or a bad shazam?
shazams are never bad, tony.
what’s life like in serbia and montenegro?
war-torn, rugged, spectacular, unforgetable.
so youre saying if i would propose to you right now and make you an american you would do it in a second?
in a heartbeat, belly boy.
how do you say goodbye and thank you for holding me during this whole interview in serbian.
i like to say it with a kiss.