very fun, super smart, big titted hot chick. but i am going to sleep with her. and i havent mastur-you know- in almost a week. and i have porn playing on my tv right now. and she is incredibly soft. and her roommate is gone. and she has a great bed. and i have like 100 condoms.
its an experiment in stupidity. the idea is to rile myself up so much while i write this dirty novel, that hopefully, as it gets written, it will get hotter and more crazed with each turn of the page.
heres how i got the date, since the kids always ask me how i do it:
Superhotbabe: did you leave yet?
dumbme: no
dumbme: im about to go in the shower
Superhotbabe: ok, are you sleeping over
dumbme: ok do you want me to?
Superhotbabe: well, its up to you
dumbme: actually its up to you
Superhotbabe: well it could be fun
Superhotbabe: I am inviting you
Superhotbabe: but it is up to you to accept
dumbme: i accept
Superhotbabe: ok
dumbme: maybe you should wear something sexy
Superhotbabe: you think?
dumbme: i need to be riled up as i write
Superhotbabe: hmmmm
dumbme: i dont need to be
dumbme: but i think it would be good
dumbme: for the art
Superhotbabe: you got it, now get in the shower
dumbme: can i put this chat on my page?
Superhotbabe: sure
dumbme: i’ll change your name… slightly
Superhotbabe: ok
dumbme: thanks!
Superhotbabe: see you soon
dumbme: probably 915
Superhotbabe: ok
dumbme: do you want a burger?
Superhotbabe: come in and get a parking pass
Superhotbabe: no, i already ate
dumbme: ok
dumbme: do you need anything?
Superhotbabe: no, i’m good thanks
dumbme: k bye!
Superhotbabe: bye
there you have it, all my secrets revealed
for your ass.