have been on snl instead of ashlee simpson

1. the pixies

2. tom waits

3. sonic youth

4. courtney love

5. juliette lewis and the licks

6. wilco

7. green day

8. steve earle

9. loretta lynn

10. dolly parton

11. brian wilson

12. blink 182

13. pj harvey

14. bjork

15. lamb of god

16. ozzy

17. paul westerberg

18. ben lee

19. weezer

20. nashville pussy

21. j mascis

22. the twilight singers

23. gwar

24. lil kim

25. trick daddy

26. roger waters

27. tsar

28. bruce springsteen

29. ll cool j

30. mos def

31. de la soul

32. big & rich

33. sum 41

34. r.e.m.

35. al green

36. bad religion

37. camp freddy

38. cassandra wilson

39. john wesley harding

40. lou reed

41. lou rawls

42. mates of state

43. mike watt

44. ministry

45. napalm death

46. ozomalti

47. sondre lerche

48. david byrne

49. gwen stefani

50. john fogerty

albino brain chiggers + ray garraud + all about george

when i call the president a retard. and i still dont know why.

sure it isnt respectful, but i think its more respectful to tell someone what you think as opposed to bsing them.

which is one reason why i call bush a retard. hes bad at bsing people.

and he is, you know, a retard.

i saw footage of him debating ann richards many moons ago when he was running for governor of texas. he wasnt a retard in that debate. he was quick talking, quick thinkin, quick witted.

i can easilly say that he won the debate.

these last three debates against kerry he clearly lost. mostly cuz a lot of his answers were slowwitted filled with bad bs and because he acted retarded.

crid wants to pussyfoot with this administration even though he has no problem not pussyfooting with the previous one

the one where pretty much everything worked out.

now just dont think that i call the president a retard. there are many. the presidents supporters who know about his retardation are, well, sorta retards when they say things like, “i feel safer with that retard even though 9/11 happened on his watch, even though nobody was fired after 9/11, and even though iraq is more fucked up now than ever before.”

sorry pals but thats not the thinking of rational intellects.

am i a dick for looking into the sky and saying that it looks blue?

of course not.

therefore i am not a dick for calling the prez and his supporters tards when there is a perfectly good alternative to vote for besides proven failure.

some may say theres more than one alternative.

with all of that said, let me tell you about a retard that actually was successful.

terry bradshaw won four superbowls. got hisself four rings.

nearly won one for the thumb in 81.

so dont think that i hate on tards. given the right assignment they can shine.

but dubya has proven that president of the united states isnt the right place for those with no vision, no sense of history, poor communication skills, hidden agendas, and a very bad case of retardation.

and those who support him inspite of his affliction need to prepare for the overdue backlash to come.

its one thing to be loyal to a party, its far different to let a drunk driver keep the keys to the winnebago.

uncurious george + stern meets powell + town n planet

as ashlee simpson was actually singing live in las vegas

wil wheaton, movie star, tv star, and author, linked to the busblog, quoted me and said nice things about me.

later he added that he knew that i had said mean things about him, but he still thought that i am a great blogger and encouraged his zillions of readers to come here and check my shit out.

even before his addendum i had mixed feelings about his link to me and props cuz i knew i had judged him unfairly in the past.

and i knew that i was judging him solely from the perspective of blogger jealousy.

last week i took on the instapundit and critics accused me of being jealous of his hits. i said i wasnt jealous of glenns hits and its true, im not. glenn is a political blogger who panders to the right and they eat it up. the only thing i am jealous of glenn is the time that he has to spend on blogging.

wil is a different story. his hits i am jealous of because hes just a blogger in la writing about la life and blogging and im just a blogger in la writing about la life and blogging.

sure he has a head start of being in one of the most classic movies of all time, stand by me, but im idealistic to a fault in thinking that i could just out-write him and get as many hits.

which is not the case at all. wils popularity is real and its far greater than just his childhood fame and his stint on star trek. hes a serious big time blogger with throngs of readers many of whom i realized last night are livejournal users who syndicate his blog.

to be honest, its easy to hate on a hollywood pretty boy with hundreds of lj readers. it’s easy to say things like, “(i dont like) wil wheaton cuz he cant whrite.”

but it takes class to say, yeah tony has said mean things, but go read him anyway.

and because of that, not because of the link, but because of the class and the respect, i hereby bury the hatch between the busblog and wwdn.

there were dozens of bloggers who wrote about ashlee simpson the other day that he could have linked, there were many ways that he could have handled my jealousy, but what he did was take the high road and was a gentleman.

even though he doesnt need it, tonight wil will find himself on the busblog blogroll.

wil wheaton + newyorkology + that ashley girl