its raining its pouring

the hot chick is snoring

the gutters are pinging, the guest yacht is mooring

the butterflies are dying, the old dog is sighing

the mistletoe aint workin, the cheerleaders bowling

its raining its pouring, my heart is still healing

lionel ritchie that fucker wont stop dancing on my ceiling

the neighborgirls woke me early, the church bells are ringing

and the haters and the players and the skaters are in gators.

its raining its pouring the lawn mowers are rusting

my best friends are lusting, my house is disgusting

she came over and said wheres your maid been, vacation?

are these cigars cuban, i said, theyre awesome, and haitian

its raining its pouring and the fleas are out surfing

and the jealous arent deserving for seconds of my servings

theyre bitter and dumb and they do nothing all day

except click at me and watch and see and hate me and love me

its raining its pouring the tv is boring

cuz all they say is

omg its raining

omg its pouring

omg i have fake tits

omg im reading this

its raining its pouring and my fingers are hurting

but fuck em they chose me and i write cuz im tony

this year i saw three doctors this year they cured me

this year they xrayed and ixnayed and drugged me and stoked me

its raining its pouring and the knives fall from the skyway

broken highways and my ways litter the mindways of your secret lives

she was seventeen and perfect

except for being seventeen and perfect

and in some states thats cool unless your 110

with a bloggy thing

its raining its pouring and her letters adored me

heres my back yard heres my closet heres my little things heres my everythings

and somewhere its beautiful and sometimes are the right times

and summer changes everythings like gasoline on a duraflame

its raining its pouring

and the good times arent here again

the idea of four more years

of that fucking queer

nearly shook the earth off its axis

and the rums all piled up and the pr0ns been downloaded

and the wines marinated and the numbers have been bloated

and the neighborgirls and their little curls

just got their geds and their slcs

its raining its pouring the men still go whoring

cuz its new years eve its nothing eve

its bullshit eve its whatsnew eve

its raining its pouring and the firetrucks are roaring

cuz the neighborboys dont ever notice when its raining

or when its pouring

isou + radiohumper + bing

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