outside of tsar is the used and i didnt see them on the phoney coachella list which is why i never mentioned it.

ive been on vacation since last wednesday and last night i didnt go to bed until 7am which is what happens sometimes on school nights, which is why it was nice when it happened on a vaction night, but now my clock is outta wack.

you dont care.

i also fucked up and watched Lost in the dark tonight with only the crackly fireplace to freak me out even more. popping and shooting embers across the bearskin rug.

what a great show.

i saw that guy on a scene and i was all, is that art mann? but then i just sorta blew it off.

now im creeped out and its almost 330am.

this work thing is a grind, kids. avoid it at all costs. maybe that one kid was right.

just fall in love in college and get married and just kiss for the rest of your life. dont get jobs.

jobs’ll just ruin you. they’ll crush your dreams. they’ll make you forget who you really are.

my belly aches.

damn icing i keep spooning right out of the can.

damn apple juice i keep sucking out of the bottle.

ive changed my mind about not running for president. i figured out a way i can singlehandedly win the election for myself or hillary clinton in four years.

i will give it to hillary if she taps me with a magic wand and declares that i dont have to work any more.

so heres the secret, hil.

run on the platform that you will give 50 year prison terms to people who write and send out spyware, viruses, and pop up ads.

if blahblahblah says, but sen clinton, what about health care?

all she has to say is i will give 50 year prison terms to people who write and send out spyware, viruses, and pop up ads.

abortion?

i will give 50 year prison terms to people who write and send out spyware, viruses, and pop up ads.

and spammers get hung.

like in olden times.

my girl’d win in a landslide.

monique + wil wheaton + zulieka + ironmouth