today

ghost band ghost band theres a ghost band, girl, playing our song yeah. drank beers and rum ate bowling alley shrimp fried rice and got to hang with an x xbi director which was a pleasant surprise because i always liked him and i was shocked when he had to turn in his flying car. its a strange planet we’re rotating on he esped to me. but i kept thinking of rancid.

hot girl earlier in the day got shot standing right next to me. i dont talk about her much because we’re undercover of course and if anyone saw a brotha with a fro and a super cute korean girl keeping it real one might get the impression that theyd seen us before in that neck of the woods and suddenly we wouldnt be so much undercover. but it looks like thats not going to be the case any more and it was mighty scary let me tell you.

on the way home from bowling tonight i stopped by the hospital and whispered little secrets into her ear. her hospital is very close to my house. after a while she told me that it hurt to laugh and asked me to stop.

hospitals are never the way you wish they were.

she said if you ever see me getting interviewed on the view, shoot me.

i said, if you ever see me getting interviewd on carson daly, carpet bomb me.

she said, if you ever see me wearing a hoop dress punch me in the nose

i said blink once if you want me to climb on top of you

she said if you get on top of me i will knee you in the family jewels.

i said what if i like my family jewels kneed

she said then climb on top

of me.

freak.

and fell asleep with that little smile going

and i stole the little chocolate from her dinner tray she had pushed away

snipped a bud from one of her many bouquets.

kissed her nose

for the first time

kissed her forhead

for the first time

undressed her with my eyes

for the tenth time

that day.

and whispered that it was going to be ok.

zulieka + matt got a signed copy of how to blog + get yours by emailing me and i will send you a paypal invoice

tonight
psychedelic furs, house of blues
steve poltz, troubador
america, the canyon
angry samoans, knitting factory
kottonmouth kings, key club
katie melua, roxy

tomorrow 1/29
ac/dshe, spaceland
wanda jackson, knitting factory
kings of leon + the features, roxy
bad samaritans, el rey
hollywood kittens, viper room

sunday 1/30
smothers brothers, cerritos center
etta james, house of blues
ralph stanley & his clinch mountain boys, mccabes
the lt. dan band (ft. gary sinise), the canyon

monday 1/31
scissor sisters, wiltern
metal skool, roxy

tuesday 2/1
…and you will know us by the trail of dead, cinespace
ditty bops (pictured), tangier
third grade teacher, knitting factory

wednesday 2/2
hem, troubador

thurs 2/3
george clinton, henry fonda
leann rimes, roxy
star fuckers, the cat club
m.i.a., knitting factory

koganuts + hot toddy + im nominated for a bloggie

mohammed wears these little knit caps

not like the gang members whose caps are

blue and black

sloppy and snarling

ominous in their coverage

mohammeds is grey

with little white patterns

folded up where it oughtta be.

his son’s name is mohammed and about thirty

and works the register while dad wears old sweaters

keeps his arms crossed and back to

the pepsi fridge and

watches the transactions take place.

i havent brushed my teeth today.

last night i asked mohammed if they had

a frequent buyer program

for the beer.

i like to joke a little.

but we buy black label and its like

seven bucks for a twelve pack

bud is nine bucks.

mohammed says

no my friend

and you can see the he hasnt

brushed his teeth today

either.

bunnie + waking up in amsterdam + galitechnia + red room