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the new LAist is making me want to move to another city.

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Tony Pierce obviously has the lamest taste in music.

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Grow the eff up! Ferchrissakes, how can a *paid* blogger be pushing such a tired, discredited storyline?

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you are a hack writer for a franchised, corporate media outlet, and you wrote a tired regurgitation of factually-challenged talking points lifted from other franchised, corporate media outets. In short, not only are you wrong, you are unoriginal. You bring nothing to the table.

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COBAIN IS DEAD DUDE, GET OVER IT. PEARL JAM AND VEDDER WOULD BE BETTER THAN NIRVANA IF THEY WERE BLIND, DEAF, AND MENTALLY RETARDED. NIRVANA WAS THE WORST BAND EVER. COBAIN WAS SO JEALOUS HE KILLED HIMSELF. YOU LOSE, PEARL JAM WINS.

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UR an diot dude!!

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leave Kobe alone….you dumb heffa….shut the fuck up about Kobe already.shaq aint shut….L A donot miss the can’t THROW freethrow mother fvcker…….he is an imbecile…..an unintelligent baboon..and a loud mouth……..get out of Kobe’s butt……

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an interesting exchange occurred was when someone left this comment:

my grandma has been a Laker fan since the Jerry West days, and she hates Shaq for being a big baby and not working it out with Kobe, not the other way around.

if it’s good enough for Grandma, it’s good enough for me.

to which i was obliged to reply thusly:

so because penis was good enough for your grandma, then i suspect it’s good enough for you too?

ah, the internet, the most powerful tool in the world that moonlights as the fanciest way for strangers to tell each other they suck.

my interview with a member of the south central farm + the ducks’ new look + betapundit