August 04, 2001

hi blog. i still dont like you.
last night karisa danced with hef and his ten girlfriends.
she said he danced a lot. she was impressed.
tonight we’re going to the Cubs/Dodgers game.
kerry wood versus chan ho park.
i think we have front row tickets.

for the record, im beginning to like you, blog. fucker.

responsible for Hendrix’s first recording
repeatedly insisted that Elektra sign the Doors
and author of the first punk song, above, “7 & 7 Is”

(much much longer obit here)

ashley’s friend jenny

supertsar7: hi jenny
supertsar7: sorry i still havent sent your weezer stuff yet
jenny: that’s ok
jenny: i was starting to worry that it was lost in the mail
supertsar7: no, i just suck
jenny: haha, it’s fine, so do i
supertsar7: im sorry im making your friend all sad
supertsar7: she’ll be waaaay better off, trust me
jenny: i understand why you ended things though. but it sucks that you guys aren’t together anymore!
supertsar7: it was waaay longer than i ever expected it to be
supertsar7: i woulda thought she would have met someone else by now
jenny: well it doesn’t help that she’s not in school
jenny: she doesn’t meet that many people
jenny: but that’s just me being her mom
supertsar7: i tell her she should go to school too
supertsar7: college was the best part of my whole life
jenny: i know. i know she thinks she doesn’t need it, but it’s so useful these days. and she’s so smart and capable; it just seems like a waste
supertsar7: truly
supertsar7: other than the education, its the things you learn about life and other things too
supertsar7: just the social aspect of being in a safe little community of peers is a once in a lifetime thing
jenny: exactly. i mean, sure i haven’t taken full advantage of college in an academic sense but i’ve learned so much and grown so much and met so many people.
jenny: yeah
supertsar7: is bc much better than santa clara?
jenny: i’m at bu. and i’m really enjoying it. boston is so much better for me and the college of communications here has so much more to offer than santa clara’s did
supertsar7: are you going to take classes where you get to be on tv or the radio?
jenny: hopefully at some point. i want to get a radio spot next semester, i think it’d be fun. i’d probably just talk about sex and boys the whole time. that is, if they’d let me.
supertsar7: nah, we’re pretty shy about that stuff
supertsar7: this girl i worked with at the college paper has one of the best sex sites on the web
supertsar7: you should check it out:
supertsar7: nerve.com
supertsar7: totally arty photographs.
supertsar7: great astrology
supertsar7: free personals
supertsar7: its like an intelligent site about sex
supertsar7: way over my head
jenny: i think i went there once from your site
jenny: i vaguely remember
supertsar7: she was a super cool, totally hot photographer
supertsar7: now shes just a hot ceo
supertsar7: with a boyfriend named rufus
jenny: haha, that’s a name i use to insult people
jenny: i want to be a hot ceo
jenny: actually, i’d prefer to be a super cool, hot ceo
supertsar7: she is super cool still, im just jealous
supertsar7: what sort of company would you be ceo of?
jenny: i don’t know. i don’t even know what my interests are, it’s rather sad
supertsar7: that sounds impossible
supertsar7: maybe talking about sex is your interest
jenny: haha, could be. i think it’d be fun to write for one of those silly women’s magazines (which i admittedly buy every month)….you know, like ‘i tested 15 vibrators and these are my recommendations!’
supertsar7: ok, listen, any time you want to write something like that, i would love to put it on my site
supertsar7: so feel free to start right away
supertsar7: you can make up a fake name if you want, too
jenny: well, as soon as you send me 15 vibrators, i’d be happy to start my research
jenny: really? i’ve always wanted one. but i’m worried i might get addicted.
supertsar7: youve never tried it ever?
jenny: nope
supertsar7: carmen electra says she uses one 4-5 times a week
supertsar7: but i dont think shes addicted to it
supertsar7: this would be one i would want some chick to tell me about
jenny: haha, a hello kitty vibrator? what will they think of next!
jenny: i want the rabbit pearl
supertsar7: going right for the craziest one
supertsar7: scorpios are the best!
jenny: yes, yes we are
supertsar7: one year i dated six scorpios in a row
supertsar7: i would highly recommend that to any young boy
jenny: we’re the most sexual and sensuous sign of the zodiac
supertsar7: by a mile
jenny: yay
supertsar7: in many cases its not even fair
jenny: haha, well i’m sorry you feel that way. but we make up for it by also being stubborn, jealous, possessive, over-emotional psychos
supertsar7: but also mysterious and sultry and intuitive
supertsar7: im lucky i was born on the cusp of scorpio and libra
supertsar7: so im not jealous at all
supertsar7: or emotional
jenny: i wish i wasn’t jealous. it’s more hassle than it’s worth.
supertsar7: i think with practice people can get over it
supertsar7: although even God says that hes jealous
jenny: well i need a lot of practice then. actually, i think i’m getting better.
jenny: really?
jenny: well then i don’t feel so bad
supertsar7: yeah, way early in Genesis, he says that hes a jealous God
supertsar7: and hes very emotional
jenny: maybe he’s a scorpio.
supertsar7: could be
jenny: alright, well i’m afraid i have to go. my little french friend is craving some grub.
supertsar7: right on, good chatting with you
jenny: it was good talking to you too
jenny: hopefully we will speak again soon
supertsar7: cool!
supertsar7: au revoir!
jenny: bye bye!