this is all iv gotta say

iv gotta boner the size of long island i dont knwo what the girls do to the bouys 9ut here but they dont finish the Job. thats all oi gotta say,. i dont know if im disgusting or what. of scrourse im disgusting., duh. but still you sohould finsih what youve stared. nbot that i deserve anythig but im just saying the chicks in La unstrdand that if you get naked and start doing shit then you fiunish shit.

i was in the
LES

thats a good thing

we were wathicng the bears fucking dominate

we were trying to figure out who was left in the nfc who could ,make the bears fucking work for a win and we coulndtnt thin of anyone

then she said come with me

then she saidn hi heres my boobies

then she said hi im gonna do stuff to you

then she said omg

then i said ok im gonna barf jst turn yr head

\then she said how about i bring my bff over here

then i said fuck that how abot you sit on the sink and pull up your miniskirt fuck your friend
then she said you want me to fuck my friend then i said i dont wan tto hear abut your friend then she said but my friend is hot then i said everythingspoinning she could be the hottes thing ever fuck yr friend i wanna f one of your pussies then she said i only have one then i said not as far as i can seeee then she said pend over then i said i ant bending ove rfor anyone then she said dont you know who i am
then i said dont you know who iam
then i said not then she said no then we kiss and i almost barfed in her mouth
then we laughed and laughed then she said i love you whoever you ar then i said i love u too
then i said wait did i make out with your rooomate liek A FICKING HYUEAR AGO
\then she said idont know did u
then i said fuck if i know and babies her panties were ruffly and piunk and sweeet and i said i wish i could smell shit cuz i bet you smell good and she said i wish i could smmell but all i see is yr eyes and theyre killing me and i said please lets just hole ond to each other cuz im abo9ut to fall over
and she said fine with me
and then her shirt was off then people were banbging on the mens room door and she said dont worry my friens the owner of this club and i said wht am i doing in a clun and she said do you ha ve a rubbr

and i sai d how old ar eyou

and lemme tel you somethig my friends
and i will tell you this onec and only once

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