the boringest year of the busblog

february 2006

2/1 questions are asked and answered including “what do you think about people who are jealous about you going to Holland on’s dime?”

2/2 jack abramoff writes in and asks if i will smoke weed in amsterdam. i show a picture of just a girl in pink panties

all things christie makes me fill out a 73 question survey. i oblige because she wants me.

2/6 dear britney spears, in which i suggest that she hires me to drive her around so that she wont put her baby on her lap and drive any more

2/7 exclusive interview with raymi the minz

2/8 hi blank area in the blogger post.

2/9 “tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow bring the petty pace of speed and grace and rock n roll and tofu girls, I don’t know why everything is so bizarre right now but it is and it is and it is and it is”

2/10 instapundit defends bush, hilarity ensues

2/11 dear muslim extremists rioting in the streets because of some cartoons,

2/12 several people ask me deeply personal questions and i answer them all

2/13 tribute to jeanine on her birthday

2/14 more questions asked about my penis, more answers

2/14 i get put on the cover of the SXSWi mailer with a few other luminaries

2/15 even more very personal questions are asked and answers, in which i conclude that pitt is fat and halfgay

2/16 on the vice president drunkenly shooting a senior citizen in the face

2/17 “subtlety is for poetry, piano playing, and eating pussy.”

2/18 “ads from the GOP and the monies that they pay are true blood money, so if Glenn wants it, he can have it.”

2/19 even more personal questions are asked and answered including “shaved or unshaved”

2/20 “she said tony im never going to marry you. and i said shhh shhh baby youre delirious, shhhhh.”

2/21 first day in amsterdam

2/22 second day in holland, woke up with miss amsterdam

2/23 bicyclemark, john from the americablog, and myself go to a squatter bar

2/25 i get tempted in the red light district by a hooker who looks exactly like avril lavigne

2/26 my last day in amsterdam, i get so high i puke, embarrassing myself in front of JaG who i get to meet for the first time. ps shes hot

2/27 saying goodbye to my hotel room

2/28 Pitt asks “Do you think acknowledging Jackie Robinson’s inclusion into MLB downgrades the real afro-american that broke the colour line: Jack Johnson?”

2/28 Buck O’Neil dissed by Baseball Hall of Fame proving that even when you’re 94 years old and more than deserving, Life will prove repeatedly that it isnt fair, nor reasonable.

the year the busblog sucked

january 2006

1/1 “im gonna eat more pussy this year. im also gonna read the bible every sunday. those are my only two real promises to myself in 2006.” – driving thru the snow from oregon to cali

1/2 review of the rainy rose bowl parade

1/4 busblog deathpool 2006 is launched (later to be removed by buzznet)

1/5 texas beats usc and i declare “definately proof that Blacks will (and should) dominate the position of QB”.

1/6 dear raymi the minx

1/6 a picture of my desk at buzznet before the amazing remodel. and links to my previous desks at other jobs

1/8 banged a twenty year old in her shower

1/8 bunny mcintosh gets married in vegas

1/9 somebody’s dad complains about me writing about fucking a twenty year old. strangely i dont give a fuck about his opinion.

1/10 me and my buddy chris go to a laker game, watch kobe get 45

1/10 tribute to bruce sutter

1/11 lunch with karisa who agreed to an improptu photo essay

1/13 pictures of cute elementary school kids protesting

1/15 bears lose in the playoffs

1/17 “despite the pussy its true ive been a little down lately.”

1/18 “dear gay people and youngsters,”

1/20 took pictures of giant drag, and then went to the coachella premiere and took pix there including one of the cobra snake

1/22 happy blog for choice day. “6. since we are overpopulating the globe, we currently dont need any unwanted children, dummy.”

1/23 kobe scores 81 points, gets props by the busblog who hates him

1/23 matt welch joins the la times, gets props by the busblog who loves him

1/24 my bathroom wall explodes

1/25 holland invites me to go to amsterdam and blog about it

1/26 just one of several times that i got interviewed for someones college essay

1/28 pics of me meeting heather graham during a date with a super hot chick

1/29 went on a date with a new girl, squaredanced, drunk blogged

1/30 tony why aren’t there any sistahs on the busblog? an explanation