its 3:30am and its raining

i was going to write how nice and peaceful and great it is to have total silence at this hour as a perfect canvas for the rain but then i remembered that i have left a plant outside who has a pot that doesnt drain. looks like that suckers gonna be swimming till at least noon tomorrow.

for lent im giving up fast food. i have very weird eating habits. if i am at home i dont eat. if im driving around i eat everywhere i can. today around 6pm i started starving. but then the phone rang and then the thing dinged and then IM blipped and i remembered that i had lunch meat in my fridge.

i always have lunch meat in my fridge and each week i throw out unopened lunch meat. same with the milk. same with the salsa. same with the strawberries.

bachelor bob tells us to always have strawberries around in case you get lucky and bring a girl home, that way if you wake up in the morning and you still like her you have something to apply whipped cream to

while you eat the strawberries.

so i made a sandwhich. maybe the first time id done that in months and months. i am so LA that its easier for me to get into my car and drive to the jack n the box for a taco four blocks away other than walk there or make my own taco and then dip it into boiling old grease.

for lent no fast food no drive thrus so i made a sandwhich and it was delicious because i put a little miracle whip in there and i know the things that i eat arent all healthy but seriously id have jack in the box for breakfast because they serve breakfast all day and then bk for lunch and then mcdonalds for dinner. And id snack.

im fat. theres no way women find this appealing. girls are insane. everyones high. i watched nanny 911 today and i fell asleep during Countdown with keith.

today i was supposed to take a day off because we hit our goal with three days left in the month and since i hadnt really taken a day off in months i was gonna take it off but a body in motion stays in motion and even though its wet and rainy and maybe will be tomorrow tomorrow i will take the day off.

which is today. tuesday. and if i learned anything from monday means that if i want to take a day off i have to leave the house and not take the laptop, burglers. and id love to go to the vista but they insist on showing ghostrider and theres no way that movie can be any good.

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