via my crappy canon g7 thats totally overpriced for what it does, because, if you remember, i had an s45 that took way better pictures for cheaper, years ago.

you call this progress?

so what im going to do is work on getting a real camera cuz this is retardulous.

karisa and i ate sushi today. these people next to us had a small canoe of food on it. it was awesome.

karisa made me eat these little baby fish eggs on this sushi roll deal. i kept thinking how much i would make my kids cry if i had kids.

hey watch me eat these little babies.

listen to their worlds crunch.

then we talked about how weird it is that some plants and flowers make delicious seeds so that animals will eat the seeds, travel a little while and poop the seeds in their… fertilizer.

like most things that have to do with nature, it just makes me believe in God more. because its very hard to believe that there was a gaseous explosion and all of a sudden there were plants that jibed perfectly with animals in that the plants exuded oxygen and tasty seeds and the animals provided co2 and poop for their ass.

thats a system created by an amazing higher being. “i will make shit be the center of my universe.”

i have so much laundry to do its amazing.

would you give your laundry to cheerleaders and give them $20 to pick up your laundry, wash it, fold it and bring it back to you in two days? $35 for next day? yes.

of course the cheerleaders just pick up and deliver the laundry, secretly they just drop it off to old ladies who charge $8. $6 goes to the cheerleaders and $6 goes to the house. the cheerleaders also accept tips so theyre happy.

yes im watching big brother but because they have two gay guys in there and two tools and someones dad theres pretty much zero sexual tension, particularily because the hottest chick in there is too young and too asexual, plus the dad is her dad.

crazy stupid what cbs did. if they were smart theyd start doing some double evictions and infiltrating the house with some fresh blood of horny people. cuz the only guys whos horny in there is too pretty and the chicks dont like him.

cheerleader laundry services inc.

tomorrow i will save the record industry.

oh wait, cant, tomorrows the day of rest. monday.

that i really believe that i jinxed myself by writing what i wrote below.

i usually tell people that unless they think that they can cause good in their lives with positive thinking, that they cannot cause bad in their lives with negative thinking. therefore the concept of jinxing should be moot.

however i Do believe that we can make nice things happen out of positive thinking, so when i wrote about writing about sad things in the busblog creating sadness, sure enough yesterday i had a horrible day.

i should have just gone to the movies.

ive probably lost all of my writers on the blog.

ive probably sabatoged whatever mojo we had.

i should have just taken a drive to santa barbara.

we did have an amazing day of posts, dont get me wrong. 24 i think. and even one from ken layne about a pick up your dog poop party coming up.

i just think i need a vacation. and i need to do some real meetings where we really talk about things.

or a style guide or something. who knows. all i know is the dodgers and the giants are on tv and karisa is coming over for sushi and i have to shave off my beard soon.

sonic youth happens this week. so does an LAist bbq starring my boss from ny.

our neighborhood project is the best thing ive ever thought up.

next to 1001 reasons LA is better than FLA

ok i feel better. hi saturday.