and i love my mother, however i love free speech
however i do love my mother. however the Lord did fill me up with piss n vinegar
and burritos
my fingers are haunted simultaneously by the mean parts of Mark Twain and the funny parts of the Bible.
she really shouldnt blame me for being open minded and absorbing everything that came my way. isnt that how she raised me?
she writes me emails saying that i used cuss words there and there and there, and then writes me emails saying you yelled at that man in the comments and I agree with him
and i say i cant help if youre both wrong.
she writes me emails when i write something that she deems “nice” which really means it was G rated in content and delivery. which makes her so happy and makes me so sleepy.
so i wonder what she will think when i tell her that the San Francisco Chronicle has a column today where they quote from
Albert Einstien
Bishop George Berkeley
Marshall McLuhan
Jimi Hendrix
Pete Townshend
Hermann Hesse
Sartre
Heraclitus
Xenocrates
Dave Barry
J.G. Ballard
Stephen Colbert
and your boy.
guess which quote had to be censored?