the Christmas miracles didnt end today

i was supposed to have a middle seat between Cleveland and LA. i asked the lady in TO to change it, i asked the lady in Cleveland to change it. both of them told me i was middleseat-out-of-luck. so i got on the plane, sat in the seat. a very nice due sat to the left of me on the aisle and after a while they shut the door and omg the window seat passenger NEVER SHOWED!

thank you Lord ABOVE!

the movie they showed was The Nanny Diaries, which i had never seen, nor heard about, despite starring my girlfriend Scarlet. it was the perfect mindless airplane movie, but i have one warning for you, if you havent seen it DO NOT see any of the trailers except this one above because All of them give away the climax.

Hollywood, why do you love to give away the good parts of movies? aka Ruining Everything?

This film was sweet and kind of interesting and pretty decent. Why Alecia Keys was in it I will never know. How they got my girlfriend to star in it was a coup. But all in all it was pretty good and yet if you see any of its commericals and remember it you will be so pissed.

Fortunately i dont remember seeing the trailer, but in finding one for this post i was shocked. Shocked i tell ya. anyways nice job whoever made this movie. it didnt suck.

hi america, im back

as a welcome home present, my maid did a pretty bad job of cleaning my house

and my bank put a hold on any check i was to write over $100

sorry Wally Park, but thanks for the 9 days of parking and the wash, wax, and detail.

you can cash that check tomorrow.

swear.

it was so nice arriving at LAX and not have to wear gloves, hat, and scarf

however, the pics that fil took of nye are so good. pretty much every one. including the one above.

i especially like the one of raymi, pitt and willie nelson.

i’ll miss you great white north.

tomorrow: dmv, bank, and laundry. you call that a day off?

i never really thought id ever feel more love

for a foreign land than for the USA

and maybe its harder for some to love the US after the last 7 years of whatever this is

but a few years ago i drove around my home and native land, and that made me feel good about the People of the US, and its something i recommend everyone do at least once in their life.

see it for yourself.

however

canada truly rules so much that even though i have an hour to kill before my limo takes me to the airport, i think im just gonna go hang out at the hottub than go through a photo essay recap of this week, cuz i dont wanna go home.

even though im totally ready to rock my new job

and see my friends there

and enjoy the mild southern cal temperatures.

yesterday i sloshed thru slush, ate ribs and chicken, made out with a pretty girl who said i have the best lines, watched tons of hockey, and later shared a quick drink with two dudes who i have so much love and respect for

if theres ever a draft, im so here.

a fuckit, heres some pics

yesterday:









new years eve:








au revoir, mes amis!