it’s friday! which means its Ask Tony day!

omg. wtf. lulz

topics on the table:

would abe lincoln be more beloved if he had used a teleprompter?
would abe lincoln vote for sarah palin?
would abe lincoln hurt his rotator cuff during the last month of the regular season?
would abe lincoln watch thursday night football will all his rowdy friends?
would abe lincoln get swift boated for freeing the slaves?