the nexus was perfect. we had everyone we needed. more than enough. we had all the people. so many they were pouring out of the windows and piling up next to the palm trees.

but then seana showed up and we all were like
whoah, we dont have a seana.

when i was sports editor i lived in a tiny room in a huge house on 6850 del playa.
but it was my own room.
it had a sliding glass door so you wouldnt have to go through the house if you didnt wanna.
the best part of the house was the balcony because theres no oceanside dp house on that block which meant if you sat on our balcony you could look out across the street and there was the ocean and the moon and the stars
and the heavens.

i was thinking about that balcony as i skateboarded home after a long night of going to party after party with seana avec red plastic cups as we cruised isla vista.

after i dropped her off at her place i skated home drunk but not crazy drunk and thought of the amazing leak id take at home and then maybe passing out on the couch on the balcony.

leaked but chose to go to bed instead and as i was in bed that night i said man itd be great if seana decided she didnt wanna go to sleep, and instead got on her crazy ten speed and rode the four – five blocks down dp, slid open my glass door and crawled in this bed with me.

and its too bad that nothing in here is true cuz thats exactly what happened that night about five minutes after i had that thought.

and i tolder, great now i can finally get some sleep.

who claims she needs direction

teenage fanclub
“i need direction”
howdy
universal music group

fleet foxes dont have shhhhhait on tfc, fyi

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locale corporate name of arena on sale date
Feb 1 Tampa, FL Super Bowl XLIII
Apr 1 San Jose, CA HP Pavilion at San Jose — Feb 2
Apr 3 Glendale, AZ Jobing.com Arena — Feb 2
Apr 5 Austin, TX Frank Erwin Center — Feb 7
Apr 7 Tulsa, OK BOK Center — Feb 7
Apr 8 Houston, TX Toyota Center — Feb 7
Apr 10 Denver, CO Pepsi Center — Feb 2
Apr 15 Los Angeles, CA LA Memorial Sports Arena — Feb 2
Apr 21 Boston, MA TD Banknorth Garden — Feb 2
Apr 22 Boston, MA TD Banknorth Garden — Feb 2
Apr 24 Hartford, CT XL Center — Feb 2
Apr 26 Atlanta, GA Philips Arena — Feb 2
Apr 28 Philadelphia, PA Wachovia Spectrum — Feb 2
Apr 29 Philadelphia, PA Wachovia Spectrum — Feb 2
May 2 Greensboro, NC Greensboro Coliseum — Feb 6
May 4 Hempstead, NY Nassau Veterans Mem. Col. — Feb 2
May 5 Charlottesville, VA John Paul Jones Arena — Feb 2
May 7 Toronto, ONT Air Canada Centre — Feb 6
May 8 University Park, PA Bryce Jordan Center — Feb 2
May 11 St. Paul, MN Xcel Energy Center — Feb 2
May 12 Chicago, IL United Center — Feb 2
May 14 Albany, NY Times Union Center — Feb 2
May 15 Hershey, PA Hersheypark Stadium — Feb 2
May 18 Washington, DC Verizon Center — Feb 2
May 19 Pittsburgh, PA Mellon Arena — Feb 2
May 21 E. Rutherford, NJ Izod Center — Feb 2
May 23 E. Rutherford, NJ Izod Center — Feb 2
May 30 Landgraaf, Holland Pink Pop Festival — March 7
June 2 Tampere, Finland Ratinan Stadion — ON SALE
June 4 Stockholm, Sweden Stockholm Stadium — SOLD OUT
June 5 Stockholm, Sweden Stockholm Stadium — SOLD OUT
June 7 Stockholm, Sweden Stockholm Stadium — SOLD OUT
June 9 Bergen, Norway Koengen — SOLD OUT
June 10 Bergen, Norway Koengen — SOLD OUT
July 2 Munich, Germany Olympiastadion — ON SALE NOW
July 3 Frankfurt, Germany Commerzbank Arena — ON SALE NOW
July 5 Vienna, Austria Ernst Happel Stadion — ON SALE NOW
July 8 Herning, Denmark Herning MCH — ON SALE NOW
July 11 Dublin, Ireland RDS — Jan 30
July 16 Carhaix, France Festival des Vielles Charrues — Jan 30
July 19 Rome, Italy Stadio Olimpico — ON SALE SOON
July 21 Turino, Italy Olimpico di Torino — ON SALE SOON
July 23 Udine, Italy Stadio Friuli — ON SALE SOON
July 26 Bilbao, Spain San Mames Stadium — ON SALE SOON
July 28 Benidorm, Spain Estadio Municipal de Foietes — ON SALE SOON
July 30 Sevilla, Spain La Cartuja Olympic Stadium — ON SALE SOON
Aug 1 Valladolid, Spain Estadio Jose Zorrilla — ON SALE SOON
Aug 2 Santiago, Spain Monte Del Gozo — ON SALE SOON

and i missed it bythatmuch

ive been trying to be good to the planet by taking the subway to work. and id do it more if it would actually come on time. they have these computer monitors in the subway that tell you what time it is and what time the next train is scheduled to be there. of course the sign said 8:45am and of course it said the next train was scheduled to be there at 8:47am but of course no one was in the station which means the train had probably come at 8:44am which meant i didnt get on the thing till 8:55 which meant i was late for work.

i need to stop talking on the phone late at night to crazy women. didnt i do this back last century? they talk and talk and i say why dont you just come over. they say its cold. i say then drive fast. they say all we will do is watch tv and pass out. i say why do you think i have a tv in the bedroom.

ive been cleaning my house lately. no idea why. ive been throwing out old clothes and getting new socks and underwear. again, for no reason. maybe im molting. something is definately wrong with me. im eating well. im walking places. im cleaning things. im not fighting when these women want to fight. im reading 3-4 chapters in the bible on sundays instead of one.

im not flossing though.

and im not dissing kroq for telling the kids that they would have the coachella lineup this morning at 7am, knowing full well that they wouldnt have any lineup, but making the kids tune in anyways. why? because maybe theyre molting too.

photo of rock group Glitter Bug circa 1989 by Kelly O’Mara