she said no blogging in bed.

I said how I’m gonna blog if there’s no computers in here she was all you’ll find a way so don’t think about it. She said think about me. I said didn’t I think of you for a good 4 minutes there. She sighed and rolled closer to me and put her arm around me. Whispered clap if you want the light off. I clapped. Lights went off. I stared at the shadows on the ceiling. I put my hand on her booty short. I tried to remember where my car was parked. Young people talked loud in the next apartment. I thought about investigating the mirror that changed my life at work. It showed me how fat I am. I looked at myself like ten times. It was right before I did yoga for the first time. I know, who am I?

In college I could barely eat a slice of pizza all day. I could eat half a slice for lunch and another half for dinner. For some reason I also loved buffets even tho all I’d eat was jello.

I stared at the ceiling and played with her hair. How was this still happening to me. And who was this young woman who thought she could tell me what to do. Let alone when and where to blog.

Whoever she was she sure was soft.

I decided I would listen to her cuz her place was sweet and I know this is gonna sound corny but it was like she put thought into every kiss.

If only there was a way to ESP your blog posts to blogger.com

I know they haven’t figured out how to add photos to ESP blog posts, but that’s cool. You can always add them later.

riddle me this, my brotha, can you handle it

– pauls boutique turns 20!

from a warmly welcomed press release that made its way to my In Box —

The first and most probably only hip hop record ever to be likened to Abbey Road, Dark Side Of The Moon and Pet Sounds, Beastie Boys’ groundbreaking Paul’s Boutique will celebrate its 20th birthday with a digitally remastered, visually expanded version. The 20th anniversary edition will finally see the landmark album released as its creators originally intended.

The Paul’s Boutique 20th anniversary re-release will be available in a multitude of formats, the first being a digital download available exclusively as of today at http://www.beastieboys.com (which has been completely overhauled and re-designed to commemorate the re-release). The basic 320kbps digital download with 3D interactive digital artwork will be available immediately upon order.

Pre-Orders also open today at beastieboys.com for the February 10 release of the following configurations:

Deluxe Digital Download

Digital album download in choice of format (320kbps MP3, FLAC, Apple Lossless), 5 Beasties music videos, video commentary, 3D interactive digital album art

CD + Digital Download

8 panel ecopack CD + Digital Download

Vinyl + Digital Download

8 panel, 180g vinyl + Digital Download

T-Shirt Combos

Limited edition Paul’s Boutique t-shirt with wraparound album art. Available with Deluxe Digital, CD, or Vinyl combo.

20th Anniversary Commemorative Pack

Includes Digital Deluxe, CD, Vinyl, T-shirt, and an 8 foot wide poster of the album art as it was originally intended to be enjoyed.

The Paul’s Boutique reissue features no additional music, though a track-by-track audio commentary by the band detailing the making of the record will be available with every configuration.

all i know is i probably have gone through 5 cassettes and 7 cds of this puppy and i still dont think i have a cd version in my house (though i do have the mp3s on my hard drive)

and i have the cassingle of Hey Ladies

black history month

: Neil deGrasse Tyson

– one of Time’s 100 Most Influential People of 2007
– People Magazine’s “Sexiest Astrophysicist Alive” in 2000.
– has and asteroid named after him, 13123 Tyson