i am the luckiest man ever.
i know how crappy this blog has been this week.
just wait. actually dont wait. tune in saturday and sunday and all next week and i think you will see the busblog at its best again.
pinkie swear.
why am i funding this trip myself? why am i stoked to be going?
because you meet people who tell you things that are equivalent to them predicting the future.
witness these three interviews at the end of a drunken night TWO YEARS AGO in austin, with the Twitter boys as they explain the thing that so many of you have right now: Twitter.
but the Parents Television Council always tells me the best tv to watch
They write:
File an FCC Complaint Against Fox’s Family Guy!
Should a Sunday night cartoon show YOUR children bestiality, gay orgies and babies eating sperm?
Fox thinks so.
Fox’s perverted cartoon Family Guy showered audiences in filth Sunday, March 8th. This episode was rated aired TV-14 DLSV by Fox, meaning that in the network’s opinion, this content was appropriate for 14-year olds. It aired Sunday night at 9:00 p.m. ET/PT – only 8:00 p.m. in the Midwest – on the public airwaves that YOU own!
In one scene, husband Peter lies in bed, his naked rear exposed. A horse enters and licks Peter’s rear, as Peter moans in pleasure. “Mmm, what made you come around, Lois? I love you so much. I love you so much, Lois,” Peter groans. The FCC has the DUTY to enforce the law and fine Fox for this gross violation of broadcast decency standards.
Among other atrocities in the episode, Peter warns his family that “some of the milk in the fridge is not milk, it’s horse sperm,” whereupon Baby Stewie eats cereal covered with the “milk”; Peter’s gay lover greets him with news that he has arranged a gay “eleven-way” orgy; and Peter helps his son Chris with math homework:
“One trick I used to use is turning things into a word problem. For example, if there are three glory holes in the bathroom at the club and 28 guys at the circuit party. How many rotations of guys will it take before everybody’s had a turn? Nine, with a remainder of Brent…Brent can’t fit in the glory hole, and that’s why we all like Brent.”
Bestiality. Glory holes. Circuit parties. Gay orgies. Eating horse sperm. This is the kind of “entertainment” Fox thinks is ideal for your kids to see on a Sunday night cartoon.
If you’re sickened at the prospect of YOUR CHILDREN seeing this garbage; if it disturbs you that Fox is using YOUR airwaves, free of charge, to break indecency laws and pump their sewage into YOUR living room; if you’re tired of businesses sponsoring shows that corrupt YOUR kids and YOUR culture, you can TAKE ACTION NOW!
All the famine in the world, disease, lack of health care, and lack of proper education, and these people are focused on tv in regards to children? Ok… i guess. but what do you think the odds are that once TV is cleaned up that they will do things like, i dont know – attack catholic priests who have molested children with the same energies that they attack the boob tube for showing programs like Family Guy and Gossip Girl?