no, not seeing randy newman at ucla with a pretty girl
right after eating in n out and licking ketchup

no not seeing shutter island in a crowded theatre
or visiting the apple store or eating lettuce wraps at pf changs

no not watching the usa beat canada in hockey
or lebron and shaq vs orlando or the fact it didnt rain much

the greatest thing about this weekend were not the passionate kisses
or moonlight drives or late night advances or tipsiness

it was learning that the Simpsons are 1/64th black.