1. go on a date with a girl a fraction my age
2. join a gym after losing a bet with karisa
3. edit and organize the 800 pics i took of danielle

a. postponemnt
b. got drunk
c. fell aslep

hi im tony

with her man. why arent you reading her every word?

in just the last post shes gotten sick, she broke out in something, she had to take cough medicine

they are also stared at for her outfits and his mohawk

a guy asked me if Anton “was my brother?” I responded that he was my boyfriend. “Your friend?” …yes…yes, my friend. Boyfriends do not exist, you are either married or a whore!

They probably figured I was more the second considering I only ever saw ONE local female wearing a tank top, and that’s like all I wore…in addition to that, we were in a bar that was playing “Duece Biggelow Male Gigilo” one night and the channel airing it BLURRED OUT THE CLEAVAGE. CLEAVAGE! I must have looked like quite the lady-of-the-night with that kind of ish going on!

she learned that the above symbol is Hindi in origin

and her dude had to play a crazy game called Bravery where you have to put your arm out

and see if the guy cuts yr finger off, cuts your arm, or just punches you.

oh and the guy has a knife.

something the fortune teller didnt teller to watch out for.

and its raining. and the hotel cuts off the AC if the government hasnt paid the bill.

AND I HAVENT TOLD YOU THE BEST PART.

read it yr own selfs for pete sake. (nsfw, foul language)

the first was tom cruise and cameron diaz in Knight & Day which was ridiculously bad.

so bad it made me wonder how bad Killers was starring ashton kutcher and that lady from knocked up because it seemed to me that this was one of those typical hollywood deals where someone was shopping around a script and someone else overheard it and one studio went with the original and the other went with the slightly altered version and they both were terrible.

not saying thats what happened here, but now i wanna see which was worse cuz obvs anything with ashton has to rise itself above the dbaglevel just to break even, quality wise. and as cute as ms heigel is, shes no cam diaz.

anyway, terrible movie and my date wanted to walk out of the half crowded Regal Cinema (LA Live) theatre on Sunday afternoon but then we’d just have been in the most artificial part of LA with nothing to do, so may as well hold my hand and nibble on popcorn.

night before, danielle and i saw Grown Ups the Adam Sandler flick where he took all his bros (chris rock, david spade, paul blart mall cop, and deuce biggalo male gigolo) and together they sold out and watered down and bored the f out of everyone in the theatre.

such a waste of talent.

secondly, why is The Mall Cop getting better billing than Chris Rock and David Spade?

thirdly why is Adam Sandler intent on making a worse film than 8 Crazy Nights?

fourthly why did this movie get 9% fresh on Rotten Tomatoes? (the lowest rating ive ever seen on a movie on RT) who are those 9% who liked the movie and can they immediately be removed from Rotten Tomatoes?

im eating a salad cuz i made a deal with karisa and later i will join a gym.