live tv, for all its beauty is really just an accident waiting to happen.

you have these pretty reporters, satellite vans, and expensive cameras outside bars on a saturday night in los angeles – is it any surprise that some loud mouth would step into the shot to scream about how the president of the united states sleeps in a flying saucer et cetera.

but you know why i love mankind? because i went to myfoxla to see if they had the clip up: no way

then i went to youtubes to press my luck and bingo – theres the moment, perfectly cropped and uploaded for everyones pleasure.

the uploader even seemed to know who the gentleman shouter is and what website he blogs on.

and we run around praising the indians but all those slackers had were smoke signals.