super bowl prediction

cam newton

Carolina 44, Denver 12

if i was a betting man id be in Vegas right now.

firstly i love Las Vegas, but secondly to bet everything I could on Cam and his Panthers.

much love to Peyton but he’s running on fumes.

they beat the Pats and thats nice, but the Pats were banged up and had zero running game

Cam’s Panthers are not banged up and not only can they run

but he can run too.

pretty sure the cheerleaders can run three.

can Peyton run? uh….

five points may as well be zero points cuz all its says is as long as the Panthers are a head by more than a FG you get your house back if you bet it on the Super Bowl

which i would if i was a gambler with a house who knew a bookie who would accept that parlay

which thankfully i do not because thats scary bc Cam


get hurt in the first quarter i suppose and then youre homeless

which is pretty much why i keep my bets small, local,

and the winner buys lunch.

no one at work would bet me lunch that Cam is gonna lose this game

this song, this performance, gives me, what the kids call, feels

Lady Gaga is singing the National Anthem today at the Super Bowl

i’m sure it will be fantastic

but i wish they’d also let her sing this tune while they show a montage of what it took for these two teams to get to this stage

because both of them really are on the edge of glory

and since she’s there, may as well let her rock out