i was all, you werent reading when the cubs lost in the playoffs during Bartman
but heres some sadness for you bb
my computer stopped working last week
my hot water tank blew up on friday
my landlady asked me to write a letter last month to request a washer dryer and she has yet to respond
she did tell me that the hot water heater would be replaced today, but it wont.
my favorite paper printed a total frickin lie about my workplace today in its front page column
and now i have to take a cold shower, which wont be my last one, apparently.
so there you have it hot babe, some reality in a blog where nothing inside is true.
ps my computer was fixed this weekend faster than normal, for free.
one hot babe called me salvidor dali and another called me suave on vday
and the cubs will win the world series this year.
Did you see what the NYTimes said?
“Last year’s workload catches up to Jake Arrieta; Kyle Schwarber can’t play defense; an aging Jon Lester and John Lackey rapidly decline; the patchwork bullpen frays; the left side of the infield collapses under the weight of strikeouts; Jason Heyward can’t handle center field. Nah, who are we kidding? These are the Cubs. A championship is inevitable.”