16 | March | 2016

canon girl every now and then its good to count one’s blessings.

i’ll start.

i’m healthy as a horse. a not-sick horse. i dont think ive been sick in over a year.

my back is better after my trip to arizona and the hot tub aerobics i did there that one day.

the cubs are gonna win the world series. im gonna see bruuuuuuuce with my buddy greg on saturday.

im going hiking with a pretty girl this weekend. i have a cool car. i have a messy room but no one cares.

i have a fun job where i learn every day. i get to listen to great music and talk to the smartest people.

i have a balanced budget. my college girlfriend makes great food for me almost every day.

it’s 80 degrees here today and for lunch we’re gonna have tacos and booze and then dessert.

my side job is fun, i meet the coolest people and drive around the greatest town south of isla vista.

i have three tvs, actual high speed internet, so much candy it’s like it’s halloween.

and i have the greatest friends in the world who try to make my life even better

and i super totally appreciate that. a lot!

wanna see something funny? today is Jerry Lewis’ 90th birthday

there was a time when the Oscars didn’t run over, in fact in 1959 it went short

so the producers asked Jerry to stretch for like 5 minutes,

the results, as you could imagine, were very funny

bing then i thought i would marry an asian girl

then a white girl

then a latina

now i think i’ll marry whoever is the nicest to me.

over the last two days ive been driving as much uber as i possibly can because they have this cash bonus if you do 75 trips.

little do they tell you its impossible to do 75 trips if everyone else in LA is trying to get 75 trips

so in a twisted way its genius of uber because we’re running around like crazy

giving people $4 rides in our mercedeses

on one hand it makes you feel like quitting the whole thing at the end of the week

and on the other hand you meet all these super cool people who you wouldnta normally met because

you wouldnta been out at 11pm looking for annnnnnyone to ping you.

got this smelly chef tonight.

then got this korean kid who said korea is cool if youre a party animal but not if youre chill

then got these two beautiful saudi ladies with incredible clothes.

then got a lady with leather pants who quietly farted and it smelled like burning hair.

then got this dude who was super cool, and then a lady who wanted to talk about Bowie

but the best was a young record producer with crazy hair

it was my longest trip and he told me to relax

that rock n roll is coming back

via skye ferra

tame impala

and haim.

and i was all, toss some guitar solos in there

please and thank you.

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