Daily Archives: March 23, 2016
today is Liana’s birthday, shes 24
Liana was born in havana cuba and moved to north carolina when it became obvious that america needed her.
we met when i was just starting this blog and she insulted me and gave me dirty looks and delivered zero signals that she thought i was anything other than an annoying piece of dirt
i believe one day i was trying to AOL instant message her and she told me she had just read this very blog
i think she said, you are a bag of garbage with a hole in the bottom
and as it’s dragged down the street theres a trail of gunk that is left behind
the busblog is that trail.
i instantly fell in love with her
why? BECAUSE SHE WAS READING MA BLOG!
i asked her out over and over and she said no no no.
she made fun of my clothes, my hair, my lack of a car, everything.
but she kept reading this blog which back then did have a magic power.
eventually she gave in and allowed me to take her to a movie, i think. it was so long ago. who knows.
once i invite her to my place. she sat on one side of the couch and wrapped herself in a blanket and wouldnt let me come anywhere near her.
it was the funniest thing id ever seen.
we had many fun times after that and i miss seeing her all the time. but now shes a wife and mom and she has bigger fish to fry than to make me LOL in all her different ways.
but today she turns 24 which is a big deal, so i brushed up on my Cuban, so here goes
bonne anniverarrie, bella chica!