non billionaire thinks if this was a video game
a) we’d have better cars
b) we’d be boning way more often
c) we’d all be dressing like Prince
d) there’d be more fire
e) far fewer people would be starving and walking to get water
f) dinosaurs would roam hawaii
g) we’d read a lot less
h) hockey and Aussie Rules Football would be more popular
i) intellectuals would be murdered more often
j) Fox would be the #1 tv network
k) Playboy playmates would make up half of Congress
l) Farmers Markets wouldnt exist
m) PBS wouldn’t exist
n) hipsters would make better music
o) we’d have jetpacks
p) weed would have been legal decades ago
q) Coldplay would be in jail
r) 9/11 would happen all the time
s) Russia would have more dominance
t) there would be no pollution in China
u) Bo Jackson would still be playing sports
v) radio would be better
w) MTV would have never gone the way of the Dingo
x) MDMA would be legal
y) more babies would end up in zoos
z) freeways would look a lot cooler