starting with you, my family, and friends,

and all the great food we get to enjoy.

the Cubs of course especially Theo Epstein and the brewers of Old Style Beer.

I am thankful for my health, and the health of Emily Ratajkowski.

I am thankful for my great job,

my side hustle,

and high speed internet. I am thankful for my cats even though they are super weird and pretty much ungrateful and entitled.

I’m thankful for my khaleesi

and all my Uber and Lyft passengers who all want to take selfies with me for some reason.

I am thankful for the Obey sample sale, Howard Stern, Baba Booey, Fred, Sour Shoes,

Fat Artie, and Robin’s health. I am thankful for the Internet, all my past and future loves.

I am thankful for German engineering, Mike Tyson,

and all my high school friends who have now had their dreams come true

– thanks to the Cubs, Theo and the brewers of Old Style.

 

I’m thankful for Taylor Swift, Rihanna, cheap gas, Anna Kournikova,

Charles Bukowski, Iceberg Slim, the Truest,

and I pray for good health for Kanye West.

I’m grateful for Little Armenia, Hollywood Blvd., and Sunset Blvd where the freaks come out.

I am thankful for my president, Canadian McDonalds,

all of the jobs of my past, the voters of California who made weed legal,

Isla Vista, rock music,

 

my college friends who continue to rock, the Hollywood Bowl,

Canadians who move to Cali,

the readers of the busblog, the moon,

my favorite book The Bible, KFC $5 Fillups,

left handed leadoff hitting shortstops who happen to be my nephew,

and President Abraham Solomon