popular things i’ve never understood

rooting for the yankees

peeing fetishes

foot fetishes

electronic dance music

modern day conservatism

incest porn

lack of outrage over priests fucking boys

coldplay

ryan seacrest

the designated hitter

clothes shopping

not wearing condoms

call of duty

smoking cigarettes

ass play

black socks

cucumbers

guns

san diego

super bad drivers

not washing your hands after using a public rest room

law & order

marrying for money

strawberries

root beer

bondage