popular things i’ve never understood

rooting for the yankees

peeing fetishes

foot fetishes

electronic dance music

modern day conservatism

incest porn

lack of outrage over priests fucking boys

coldplay

ryan seacrest

the designated hitter

clothes shopping

not wearing condoms

call of duty

smoking cigarettes

ass play

black socks

cucumbers

guns

san diego

super bad drivers

not washing your hands after using a public rest room

law & order

marrying for money

strawberries

root beer

bondage

2 thoughts on “popular things i’ve never understood

  1. Hello, Tony. I just wanted to let you know that you are the only blogger I read on a daily basis. You know how to do it. I am a fellow Chicago area native, Cubs fan (Chicago sports in general. The Bears for life. Yes, it is a sad existence right now), Matt Good fan, Canadian fan (my wife is from BC). However, I have a slight problem with your list. And it has to do with Coldplay. Yes, Coldplay. I would be the first to say that they completely jumped the shark with ‘Clocks – Featuring The Buena Vista Social Club’, but you have to give them ‘Yellow’. ‘Yellow’ is a good song… A really good song. I’ve spoken my piece. Thanks.

    • Toph, you are clearly a very good person.
      Just like I told Donald Trump in Russia right before the hookers showed up, “you can do so much better than yellow”.

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