leaky worse than the oroville dam

they say that people don’t trust the media right now and i say thats fake news.

people know that fox news and breitbart and bill oreilly and rush limbaugh and all that is bullshit.

they just like to be stroked every now and then.

it must be seriously hard to be told every day that you support a racist lying fascist not-really billionaire and you were an imbecile for voting for him.

so instead you watch the fiction station like it was pro wrestling and after a while you get into it.

whats weird about living right now is i only know of one tv station that isn’t demolishing the president of the united states at every chance possible.

bush cheney was a fucking nightmare but they weren’t barraged like whats happening to trump.

for some reason the press held back to their nonsense. they lied right to our faces like we’re being lied to now, but maybe it’s the frequency of todays bullshit that made the press say oh hell no.

maybe its the fact that they were shocked that they didn’t predict his popularity. no one likes to feel dumb. not even the press. how could this walking Id just waltz into the most cherished position in the world and wipe his ass with it without nary a one member of the critical press shouting MALARKEY from the highest rooftop?

but now they are shouting. and shit is starting to crumble. and it is beautiful. and the fake news can hit its audience over the head with a folding chair but the jig is up. the white house is in bed with the russians and the first traitor was outted today. weirdly not because he was a dirty lying bastard, but because he omg embarrassed the vice president.

its like the mafia. they were never busted for murder or gambling or rum running, it was always for not paying taxes on their ill begotten gains.

todays double agents will be canned for making the  former talk show host who as governor believed in electrocuting gay people LOOK BAD

the vp would be smart to keep the prying eyes of the press away from his dirty laundry because something tells me theres something in there so funky, and it’s the reason the GOP hand picked him to be an impeachment away from the oval, and it isn’t his genius ideas about taxes.