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Daily Archives: March 22, 2017
the nice thing about the GOP totally melting down
is this is what happens when you put all of your eggs into
old white dude billionaires
lack of experience
fucking liars
asswipes
greedy whining dipshits
and people who lie about omg loving the bible so much
who btw hate the troops, the elderly, the sick, the poor, minorities, women, the handicapable, and people on healthcare
the side effects are they are sexist racist homophobes who have massive ties to our enemies and lie about it constantly
poorly.
the nice thing about it is tv ratings for news channels are up, newspaper subscriptions are coming back, and
young people everywhere are seeing first hand that the GOP doesn’t give one fig about anyone other than the very rich, white, anglo saxons
who enjoy staying that way.
how so many of Congress can sign up for a healthcare bill that would drop over 20 million americans from being covered is shocking to me
especially those who consider themselves Christian.
what is Christian about telling a couple that if they want a baby, they need to pay the hospital $45,000?
what is Christian about taking away Meals on Wheels?
what is Christian about doing all of this simply because you have some bizarre political grudge against the previous president who heroically took this nation from the precipice of disaster and saved the auto industry, brought recovery to the economy, and gave millions of people the hope that he promised?
the best part of all of this is young people are seeing exactly the worst side of a party who never had the average american in its thoughts and prayers.
people should be allowed to do what they want in this life
they should be able to love who they want
wear what they want
work where they want
live what they want.
people should be able to say whatever the fuck they want.
film what they want
rock out they way they want
and get paid off by whoever they want.
if people want to talk behind peoples back, they should be allowed to.
if people want to paint their house pink, they should be allowed to.
if they wanna drive 55, it should be ok
if they wanna drive 155, people should get outta the way.
if they wanna play the lottery
or fantasy baseball
or satanic verses
or nursery rhymes, everyone should say fuck yeah nursery rhymes.
people should not be able to use leaf blowers before noon.
garbage trucks should not be a thing until 11:30am
all bars should be open 24 hours a day
and banks, especially if they insist on being on every corner, should be forced to stay open until 10pm
and you should be allowed to do DMV activity in there
and also pay your rent
and your cable bill.
there should be free condoms everywhere.
there should be a pinball machine in every 7-11
kids should learn about sex and cooking and auto repair
starting in kindergarten
if a cop is found guilty of breaking the law,
they should get double the penalty as a non cop.
and if a cat is caught pooping inches away from the kitty litter box
instead of inside of it,
it should be set free to roam the streets of hollywood
since it wants to just poop wherever.
cats should be allowed to poop wherever
just not in my bachelor pad
of love.
and finally,
if someone wants me to like them back,
like like-like them back,
it is extremely easy:
trust me times a million
never lie to me
always do exactly what i say
never doubt me
and never cancel on me.
good things will happen.
i am not like your stupid dumbass lying ass boyfriends of years gone by.
i am the busblog.