i said it depends on what youre wearing.

she said i was thinking schoolgirl?

if you say 8:30 though and text me at 8 and ask if im ready i will not be ready

i will be in the shower getting ready.

i’ll text you back and tell you the back door is open

and you can flip through my mountains of magazines as i dry off and shave

the xbi runs on a

tight

schedule. they don’t like to make unnecessary adjustments for that is when mistakes occur.

she took selfies on my bed

with my cats.

and texted them to me, 20 feet away.

after a while i appeared

robe

white socks

top hat

monocle.

i have no business experiencing the things i have in my life. knowing who i have. feeling what i do. doing what i do.

but i say thank you a lot.

privately

and outloud.

like yesterday as i kicked the cats out

and shut the bedroom door.