1. an actual satellite dish
2. to be the manager of the Cubs
3. 12 kids
4. three wives
5. an ’82 Corvette
6. to read a book a month
7. to be a preacher
8. to be in the air force
9. for everyone to love me
10. a boat
11. a fridge in the garage
12. shelves that line my ceiling so i can put all my books
13. a Harvard degree
14. 5 acres on the Umpqua River
15. to win the lottery yesterday
16. to run MTV
17. to get an A in any of my college classes at UCSB
18. to be mayor of Isla Vista
19. to meet Angus Young
20. a farm
21. a fine collection of toupees
22. for people to understand each other completely