lights at wrigley field

that huge video scoreboard at wrigley field

AIDS

men who try to tell women what to do with their bodies

people who drive slowly in the passing lane

buildings that have the AC blowing super cold and everyone has to wear jackets

mcdonalds breakfasts where a breakfast sandwich, hashbrowns and an OJ that costs $8

H&R Block

the Chicago White Sox

the MLB Hall of Fame

when people see that two lanes is turning into one but they speed up in the merging lane anyways

whoever the dude was who was using his table saw last night as i was saying my prayers

dudes who dont wash their hands after peeing

global warming deniers

fox news guests

kidnappers