ashley was right, im never pleased

etienne was right, im bossy

emma was right, her dad should kill me

the favourite was fine, but

theres always a but

heres my big problem with so many movies:

if you have action, you can’t have romance

if you have powerful women,

theres no room for powerful men.

star wars is great because everyone is great

except for the star troopers

so they made them look fantastic.

the favourite looks fine, is fine, is better than most

but is that what we should be shooting for? B-plusses?

when you have such fine performances, costumes, framework

would it kill you to go that extra mile?

i have spoken. exeunt.