as are the Brewers. imagine you host a fan fest… a convention for all your fans to come to celebrate the team, get autographs, buy crap, get up close and personable.

but then imagine that even though theyre wearing uniforms with numbers on them you also need them to use nametags.

poor poor milwaukee

cubs fans terrorize them. they flock up there for cubs games. it’s only a 90 mile drive. it’s closer than isla vista is to hollywood.

brewers knocked the cubs out of the playoffs this year, then lost to the dodgers, who then lost to the red sox.

but the cubs were hurt and the brewers played perfectly. which wont happen again. which is why they’re more salty about the cubs than vice versa.

ok 6am, time for bed