brought ramen home last night

amber was all, see this table we are standing at?

id like chairs.

i said, so you’re saying eating in bed is no longer charming?

she said, and this stuff under the table? it should be in that closet.

and the things in the closet should go away.

i asked, anything else?

she said, yes, and she walked into the living room.

miraculously she was holding a clipboard.

where did that come from?

i said, hey is that Lady Gaga? i pointed at the front door.

and ran out the back door.