and like all the other jobs i shoulda already got,
it is idealistic and needed, creative and inspiring
and if everything goes right i’ll be able to do it from whereever i want, which includes the tropical island of maui
or for a month or so, wrigleyville, illinois
maya rudolph was the host of snl on saturday
and they did this nice thing as a tribute to her mom, minnie riperton.
they posed her in these images based on her mom’s albums.
minnie’s mom, like jeanine’s died at 31 of breast cancer.
i talk to my mom all the time and i dont know what i would do without her.
just today she sent me a photo of a box of baseball cards from a department store
and luckily i was near the phone when it dinged
do you want these? she asked.
and indeed i did!
my mom told me that because the world is upside down right now she forgot that easter is next sunday and therefore her annual easter basket will not arrive on time.
but i must say it’s ok.
ironically, minus amber, my house is filled with food, in part because i have little appetite.
everythings crazy. everything.
something crazy happened just today.
i was on facebook, because im addicted. and someone said
if you are 50 or over they just opened the floodgates and if you get on it you can get an appointment to get your vaccination shot in the next few days.
and sure enough i got one for tuesday.
which means on wednesday imma
do exactly what i do now
stay up late
wake up at noon
think up crazy ideas that might be crazy enough to work
read everything that twitter can feed me
try not to pick fights with strangers
and then smoke weed around 2am in hopes of getting to sleep by 4.
what have i been eating? glad you asked.
theres been wild sales on campbell soup lately. like $1.50 a can.
i’ll put one of those cans in a pot
then i’ll add a bunch of peas or carrots or broccoli because george bush didn’t like em.
then i’ll toss in some pasta or rice.
basically beef it all up real good.
then when its almost done i’ll top it with some shredded cheese which melts real good
then i’ll grab an avocado and put that on top.
i do the dishes about every 3-4 days.
cooking cleaning and helping peoples dreams come true.