the other day someone asked, are you up to something?

i said not usually, but in a very small way, yes.

and she said regarding one thing or more than one thing?

i said, multiple things.

she asked why

i said because i am part scorpio and by law this is the way it has to be, but trust me, i do not like it

i like it better when you are 100% up front

i agreed and said me too, but this blog is supposed to be a work of fiction, it is supposed to be the one free place where anything goes

where fact and baloney can hold hands and skip through a psychedelic forest of love lust and unicorn dust

and she said maybe you should have a blog where you keep it 100

i said thats my twitter and i lost 20 followers this week, but whatever.