every day i think they’re just going to put on their top hats, light a cigar
and say, well, it was fun old chap. see ya around.
how are they even alive?
how is anything alive?
today on 60 minutes they showed UFOs and former military dudes saying
yep for a while we would see them every day over the pacific ocean
how did one of those dudes not accidentally shoot a missile at it
miss, and take out a few blocks of Santa Monica?
life is so short and now i guess its shorter because intelligent life is among us
and too intelligent to get close enough to us
so we could kill them.
because lord knows thats the only thing we do well here
that and make good tik toks.
anyways we’re all gonna die
dont wait for the second date to make out.
Isla Vista in the News
car drives off the cliff on the 6800 block of DP + Isla Vista Boat Boys Clarify: “It was completely sailable”